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Attention, please, attention.

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We're about to introduce the brain
behind the show that we have come here

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produce. The Ziegfels and the Schubert's
and the Minsky's have for years been

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sending forth this genius when they
needed new ideas.

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He's the king of all producers. Would
you like to meet him now?

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Sasha Pasha! Sasha Pasha!

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Sasha Pasha, take a bow!

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You sent for Sasha Pasha? Sasha Pasha,
he has come!

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Hooray for Sasha Pasha, now when things
begin to hum, I've got an inspiration, a

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sensation of the day. When you look at
Sasha Pasha's show, we know you're going

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to say, it's colossal, tremendous,
gigantic, stupendous, the super special

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of the year.

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Oh, it's amazing, iconic.

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Horrific! Dynamic!

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It has a thrill, a throb, a laugh, a
tear. Beautiful!

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It'll kill them, it'll thrill them,
it'll make them throw a fit. Of course,

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whatever Sasha Pasha does is bound to be
a hit. It's colossal, tremendous,

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gigantic, stupendous, the super special
epic of the year.

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Honest! Marvellous! It's marvellous!
It's great!

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He's really getting in the mood, he's
starting to create.

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Quiet, quiet, quiet. It's the opening,
can't you see?

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Your ideas are so amazing that they even
frighten me. Do you mean it? Yes, yes,

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yes, yes, yes, yes. Look, he means it.
Basha Basha is the genius, he's a wow.

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I want a thousand camels on the desert
by a spring.

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As the curtain slowly rises, all the
camels start to sing.

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What, the camels? Yes, the camels. Don't
you think that's kind of sad? Quiet,

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quiet, quiet. Please don't make me mad.
Can you do it? Yes, yes.

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Don't yes me. Yes. I can do it. Dr.

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Parker is a genius. He's a wow.

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Did you get me 90 horses and a swimming
pool to swim in? What, a swimming pool

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for horses? No, a swimming pool for
women. Are you ready with the lightning

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my beauty queen comes in? We've got
everything you ordered and we're ready

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begin. And let's begin.

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And let's begin. And let's begin. And
let's begin. Stop the overture.

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I want a gang of carpenters to bring a
set of stairs and nail them down.

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What happened to that section that I
ordered of a little Spanish town?

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Right there, I want a bankrupt that's
artistic.

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The genius wants a bankrupt that's
artistic.

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Fill in that place with something
modernistic.

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He wants it filled with something
modernistic.

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Fire! Are you listening?

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It's colossal, tremendous, gigantic,
stupendous, the super special epic of

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year.

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It's amazing, titanic, terrific,
dynamic.

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It hasn't filled up, I will laugh at it.

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This is just a little sample, Sasha did
it in a wink. Just imagine what would

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happen if I ever stopped to think. It's
a lot of tremendous, gigantic,

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stupendous. The super special has been
found.

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Wouldn't that be a sensation to talk
about for years? Didn't we tell you if

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gave us a chance, we'd put on something
terrific?

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What do you think of it, Max? Yeah, how
do you like it?

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Boys, I can tell you in two words.

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It stinks.

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Listen, they made you chairman of the
Artists and Models Ball, didn't they?

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Yes. You want the Tears out of the
Models Ball to be the greatest you've

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had, don't you? Yes. And you told us to
go ahead and put on a show, didn't you?

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Yes. And you mean to say that my
creation stinks?

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Stupendous, gigantic, colossal. There
isn't anything or anybody in the world

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that good, except me, and I won't admit
it.

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Well, Stella, I did a pretty good day's
work today, don't you think? No.

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Oh, I think I can knock off and go home,
don't you? No.

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Look at these unpaid bills.

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Hmm.

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Well, what would you suggest?

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I have two suggestions.

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First, that we get some new accounts.

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That's my worry, Stella.

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Next. that you put some money in the
bank to meet this week's payroll.

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And there's one for you.

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So long.

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What'll I tell the sheriff when he
comes?

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The sheriff?

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Have I got a date with him?

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You will have if you don't take care of
these.

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Oh.

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Oh, well, maybe I ought to stick around
and put the Brewster brains to work.

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That would establish a precedent.

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Yeah.

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Yeah?

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I don't know, Stella. It's a pretty nice
-looking office, isn't it? I built this

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up from nothing.

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Well... You're still even.

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Chateau Ikem, madam.

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1924. The perfect wine for a pheasant
dinner.

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Okay, that's it.

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I'm tired.

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I'm dead.

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Let me have the jewelry, will you?

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Yes? Alan Townsend on the telephone.

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Oh, Stella, can't you see I'm busy? It's
the Townsend silver account.

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Townsend? Well, why didn't you say so?

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Hello, Mr. Townsend. Matt Brewster
speaking.

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Oh, well, put him on.

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How much blackmail are you going to
charge me for that baby's health

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I have you down for at least $1 ,000.

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At most $1 ,000.

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I'll let you off much cheaper if you can
tell me some way to raise a lot of

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money all at once. I hate this begging
from my friend.

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Excuse me.

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Hello?

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Oh, hello, Mr. Brewster.

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I'd like to discuss your idea for our
new advertising campaign.

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Of all the plans submitted, I liked
yours the best.

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Well, thank you, Mr. Townsend.

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Yes, silverware is impersonal, so to
speak.

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But if we can get the public to think of
it in the terms of a beautiful and

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charming girl, say the, well, say the
Townsend Silver Girl, I think we've got

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something there.

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Exactly.

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How about the cost? What would you say
if I would appropriate a million

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Mr. Brewster?

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Mr. Brewster?

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Hello? Hello, Mr. Brewster?

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Oh, hello, Brewster. I thought we were
cut off.

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Naturally, you had some ideas.

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Well, of course, Mr. Townsend. I planned
a publicity tie -up. That goes without

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saying.

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What exactly did I have in mind?

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Well, I... I'll tell you what I had in
mind, Mr. Townsend.

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Of course, you know about the artist and
model's ball.

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Well, as chairman, I select the queen.

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Get it?

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The girl we use for your ad will become
the queen of the artist and model's

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ball.

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Publicity says the Townsend girl will be
on the front page of every paper in the

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country. Nice going, kid.

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If you can guarantee that the Townsend
girl will be queen of the artist and

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model's ball, you can send the contracts
right over.

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No, no, Mr. Brewster, thank you.

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It's a pleasure to do business with you.
I can see that we think alike.

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Goodbye.

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Were you talking to the man who's in
charge of the Artist and Models Ball?

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McKay Brewster. He's going to handle our
advertising.

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I could sell a lot of tickets for that
ball if they give the proceeds to the

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foundation.

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Good evening, Stella.

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Get this week's paycheck ready. I might
as well sign them today.

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How's the bank going to feel about it?

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And draw up the contracts for the
Townsend Silver account.

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Million dollar campaign.

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Well, no cries of joy?

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Excuse me, I just painted.

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Well, I'm faint.

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Now may I go home?

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Well, maybe I can sell this to a midget.

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May I come in?

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Yes, if I'm not intruding. Hello, Paula.

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Here, file these.

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One, two, and three.

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Say, when are you going to photograph my
face?

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Be patient. We're working up to that
gradually.

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How do you feel today, Mac?

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Paula, I feel just as fresh and
sparkling and... Cute as you look. Well,

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glad you're in a good mood.

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Good mood? I'm always in a good mood.

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Fairweather Brewster, that's me. Say,
Mac, I've got a marvelous idea.

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Marvelous for me, I mean.

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Mm -hmm.

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Now, listen, Paula.

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You've been a good little girl.

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And you've been learning fast.

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And someday you're going to be a great
little model.

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But you'll just have to wait for a
break.

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Mind reader.

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Mac, you can give me that break now.

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Make me queen of the artist and model's
ball.

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Queen of the ball?

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Now, what made you think of such a
modest little request?

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Think of what it'd mean to me, Mac.

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Thousands of dollars' worth of
publicity.

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Why, it's a chance that any model in
this country would give her second

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to get.

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You always said you'd do everything you
could for me.

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Well, I... I would, Paula, but... No,
this is a little bit complicated.

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You see, the, uh...

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Well, for business reasons, the queen of
the ball has to be the Townsend Silver

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Girl. It's a million -dollar account.

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Well, why can't I do that?

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It'll be a marvelous contract.

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Oh, can't you fix it for me, Mac?

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Hey, of course I can. Why didn't I think
of it?

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Oh, you're a darling.

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And that's because you're a darling.

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Now, this time, you know what I think of
you.

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Get Townsend on the phone.

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Townsend? Sure, Townsend Silver,
established 1861.

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Say, I didn't think a Townsend ever
spoke to anybody less than an

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Oh, we're practically pals.

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Why, we see things alike, we think
alike. We might owe the same tailor.

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Hey!

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I'm either going to get a new chair or
spurs.

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Mr. Townsend on the phone.

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Hello, Mr. Townsend.

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Oh, well, put him on.

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Oh, Mr. Townsend, Mac Brewster speaking.

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I've got a great piece of news for you.
I've got the Townsend girl.

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Yes, sir, just what we've been looking
for.

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Beauty, glamour, lovely figure.

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In fact, she looks just... Thanks. In
fact, she looks just as well with

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as without.

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No, no, no, Mr. Brewster. I don't want a
professional model.

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Actually, what I have in mind is a girl
who might have just stepped out of the

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social register.

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In fact, that's where I think we ought
to look for her.

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No, Mr. Brewster, the contract's been
wait.

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Evidently, we're not thinking in the
same terms.

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I think our first step is to find the
girl.

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All right.

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You're the boss.

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What happened?

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After all, Paula, the Townsend account
isn't the only one in the world.

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You mean you couldn't fix it for me?

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Oh, I can fix it for you, all right.

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If it weren't for Townsend, he's going
into the social register for his model.

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You know, a debutante, solid gold with
ancestors.

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Ancestors? Well, I've got ancestors,
too.

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Even if they did miss the Mayflower.

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I'm sick of these society girls stealing
our jobs.

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I'm sorry, honey.

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Look, Paula, let's you and I go out and
take a nice long walk.

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Maybe it'll rain.

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I'd be rotten company even in the rain,
Mac.

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Hey, are you crying?

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No.

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What do you call this?

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I don't know, just sleep.

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Oh, don't cry.

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I can't stand anybody crying.

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Well, what's the use, Mac?

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What is there for a girl like me to do?

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Either get married or jump out of a
window.

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Hey, wait a minute. It's not as bad as
all that.

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Yes, it is.

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Oh, you mustn't talk like that.

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Gee, losing this job isn't a matter of
life or death.

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I can't help it. It's just the way I
feel.

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Well, I can't have you jumping out of
windows.

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Oh, look.

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Would you feel any better if you had an
aspirin tablet or an ice cream soda?

240
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Or we got married, or... Oh, Mac, you're
such a darling.

241
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,400
No kidding, Paula. You know I've been
crazy about you since the first day I

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you.

243
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:04,220
Gee, I can see you now in a cloud of
dust, posing for Beatty's bath powder.

244
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,819
Shh. It's no good, Mac.

245
00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:09,180
I've just got to go home and cry this
thing out.

246
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Well, have a good time.

247
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,380
And we'll get married any time you say.

248
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,880
When am I going to see you again?

249
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I'll see you tomorrow.

250
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,020
Hey, stay away from windows.

251
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,140
The paychecks, they're ready for you to
sign.

252
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,740
Oh, they can wait till next week.

253
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,160
Again? Mm -hmm.

254
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,500
What was Paula crying about?

255
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,360
We're going to get married.

256
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,960
Oh.

257
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:03,100
I must be a lucky people there for woe
is me.

258
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:08,940
Getting into trouble seems to be my
special specialty.

259
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,060
didn't you? Well, everyone's a picture,
darling. Thanks.

260
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,500
Any luck today, kid?

261
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,740
Plenty of it. All bad.

262
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:51,720
I lost the best job of the year at Tons
and Silver.

263
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,320
Oh, never mind about that.

264
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,680
What'd Max say about you being queen of
the ball?

265
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,400
Well, the Tons and Silver model's going
to be queen. It wasn't Max's fault. He's

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a sweetheart.

267
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,560
He's not going to marry me to make me
feel better. Do you think it would?

268
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,080
No, that's not what I want.

269
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:08,760
I've been trying to get somewhere on my
own, carve out a career for myself.

270
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,240
Does that sound silly?

271
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:13,180
Nope, I've been doing quite a bit of
whittling myself.

272
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,539
Now what?

273
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,700
Chase around for another six months or a
year.

274
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,160
Undressing in lingerie shops, picking up
nickels and dimes, and posing for

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cheaper cunts like this.

276
00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:28,720
What do I look like to you?

277
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,380
Lady fuss -bustle, queen of the rich.

278
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,100
Haven't I always acted like a lady?

279
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Must be my refined and influence.

280
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:38,640
Why, thousands of people all over this
country pick up their magazines and

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accept me as a lady.

282
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,720
Children cry for it. It's toasted.

283
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:43,520
Easy on the eyes and throat.

284
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,920
How does Tonson know what I look like?
Turn me down without even seeing me.

285
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,340
Listen, I'm going to tell that gray
-haired old fossil what I think of him.

286
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,600
Ask him if he's got a boyfriend for me.

287
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,120
Oh, hello.

288
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,620
May I speak to Mr. Tonson, please?

289
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,260
It's in connection with his advertising
campaign.

290
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,460
I'm sorry, Mr. Townsend's gone home for
the day.

291
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:16,580
No, he won't be in the office tomorrow.

292
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:18,540
He's leaving for Miami.

293
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:21,260
Thank you.

294
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,760
Miami?

295
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,299
That's funny.

296
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,240
My agent's been trying to get me a
couple of weeks there singing in a floor

297
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show.

298
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:33,180
Can you imagine me soaking up gin bucks
with Mrs. Astor's horse?

299
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:36,960
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's
it. Yes! Oh.

300
00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:40,790
He wants a society girl with silver
trimmings on her ancestors, does he?

301
00:22:41,210 --> 00:22:42,210
Family tree.

302
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:45,670
Hmm. Honey, you ain't even got a flower
pot. I know.

303
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,170
But I've got the clothes and the nerve,
I hope.

304
00:22:50,390 --> 00:22:52,630
I wonder what time I can get a train
from Miami tonight.

305
00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:54,690
Say, what's so interesting at Miami?

306
00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:57,190
Sunshine Society and Tom's and Silver.

307
00:23:02,070 --> 00:23:04,010
Girls, girls, beautiful girls.

308
00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:05,690
Ah, what a glorious day.

309
00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:07,800
And a cheery good morning to you,
Stella.

310
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,340
What about these girls?

311
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,240
They're lovely. I don't know what I'd do
without them. At 3 a .m., you phoned me

312
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,220
and ordered them. Have you the slightest
idea what they're to do?

313
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:17,920
At 3 a .m.? Mm -hmm.

314
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,640
Let me see.

315
00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:23,780
Oh, yes, this is my happy day. They're
to be the bridesmaids.

316
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:25,340
I'm to be the groom.

317
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,100
Who's the bride?

318
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,280
The bride?

319
00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:30,400
Paula Sewell, if we can find her.

320
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,880
Macbeth's Regency.

321
00:23:37,330 --> 00:23:38,330
Yes?

322
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:40,450
Lord and Early?

323
00:23:42,590 --> 00:23:43,590
Underwear?

324
00:23:45,130 --> 00:23:46,310
Oh, it's a new account.

325
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:50,470
Well, I'm afraid, Mr. Lord, that Mr.
Brewster is too excited to look at your

326
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:51,309
underwear today.

327
00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:52,330
He's going to be married.

328
00:23:57,070 --> 00:23:58,070
Stella,

329
00:24:04,370 --> 00:24:05,770
which side is the groom walk on?

330
00:24:06,220 --> 00:24:08,520
I don't know. I've never been on the
other side.

331
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:14,920
Hello, Paula.

332
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:17,860
Oh, who is it?

333
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,580
What do you want?

334
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,880
Chairman of the Artists and Models Ball.

335
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,100
You got the wrong number.

336
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,700
Chairman of the Artists... Hey, wait a
minute. I'm Chairman of the Artists and

337
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,700
Models Ball.

338
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Hello?

339
00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:11,540
Keep going.

340
00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:12,740
Keep going.

341
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:16,420
What morning movement? I'll let you have
it now. Go on.

342
00:25:17,740 --> 00:25:19,020
Hey, what is this, a gag?

343
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,040
He tried to go at night, boys. Let him
have it.

344
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:26,520
Ladies and gentlemen, you have just
heard another installment of Detective

345
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,140
Valentine's Radio Adventure.

346
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:34,440
This was the 14th episode in this
delightful little series of Why Crime

347
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,780
Pay. Do not fail to tune in at the same
hour tomorrow.

348
00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:42,940
At which time, the 15th chapter of this
thrilling adventure story will be

349
00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:46,360
broadcast from this... Nick, run down
the hall and get Dr. Zimmer.

350
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,620
Stella, how do I feel? I mean, how do I
look?

351
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,420
You haven't heard from Paula, have you?
No. Why don't you sit down and take it

352
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:05,520
easy? Look, she... You don't think she
could have killed herself, do you? Mr.

353
00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:09,100
Brewster. Why don't you get yourself
together and stop talking nonsense?

354
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,480
Oh, you don't know.

355
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,060
Hey, only yesterday she was between
jumping out of a window and marrying me.

356
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,900
Now I am worried.

357
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,800
Oh, you don't think she'd do that, do
you?

358
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,060
After all, she didn't have much choice.

359
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:21,660
Yeah.

360
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:23,820
Now, wait a minute.

361
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,540
I may not be any Don Juan, but if I
haven't got more appeal than a 40 -story

362
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:32,080
jump out of a window, I'll... All right,
20 stories.

363
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,560
Hello? Hello?

364
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,320
Oh, Lord and Early. Just a moment.

365
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,839
Who are they?

366
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,160
The new underwear account.

367
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,600
Oh.

368
00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:44,420
Hello? Mr. Brewster speaking.

369
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:48,920
Oh, underwear, huh?

370
00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:51,020
Make a note about the laundry.

371
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,139
Whose laundry?

372
00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:54,400
Mine. It hasn't come back yet. Maybe you
didn't send it out.

373
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,440
Yeah?

374
00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:01,500
Well, uh... Yeah, well, what do you want
me to do?

375
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,900
Take off your coat.

376
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,880
What? Take off your coat.

377
00:27:06,439 --> 00:27:07,920
I see what he wants.

378
00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:09,900
Yes?

379
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,540
He wants to know if you can get a man to
model underwear.

380
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,080
Well, certainly, of course.

381
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,700
Model. Take off your shirt?

382
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,920
Take off your shirt.

383
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,880
He wants to know how much it'll cost
him.

384
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,740
Well, tell him the usual rate.

385
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,600
The usual rate?

386
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,320
He wants to know if it's 90 days or
cash.

387
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:32,860
Tell him cash.

388
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,680
Might not be here in 90 days.

389
00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:37,650
I think it can be arranged, Mr. Lord.

390
00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,450
Take off your pants.

391
00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:46,290
He wants to discuss it with you. What'll
I tell him? Oh, tell him to come over

392
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,290
here.

393
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:52,230
Mr. Lord, if you and Mr. Early will come
over, Mr. Brewster will be glad to talk

394
00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:53,230
to you.

395
00:27:53,330 --> 00:27:54,330
Thanks.

396
00:27:54,530 --> 00:27:55,570
They're coming right over.

397
00:27:57,590 --> 00:27:58,590
You'll have these pressed.

398
00:28:07,630 --> 00:28:08,930
Get Eddie Bone on the phone.

399
00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:12,750
Hello, Eddie.

400
00:28:13,850 --> 00:28:14,850
Eddie, look.

401
00:28:15,470 --> 00:28:16,470
Yeah, this is Mac.

402
00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:20,310
Hey, Mr. Lord and somebody are coming
over here in their underwear.

403
00:28:21,790 --> 00:28:23,710
No, no, it's an underwear account.

404
00:28:25,550 --> 00:28:27,210
Yeah, they'll be over in a few minutes.

405
00:28:27,910 --> 00:28:32,950
Well, bring, send in a cameraman and a
couple of models.

406
00:28:33,810 --> 00:28:34,810
Yeah, met.

407
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,800
Young man, your blood pressure is very
high.

408
00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:48,700
Well, when I want advice about my blood
pressure, I'll send for a doctor.

409
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,620
Look. I'm a doctor.

410
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,700
Hey, what is this? Just a little
examination.

411
00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:58,160
Your secretary sent for me. Quiet,
please.

412
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,400
Well, I don't need an examination. I'm
all right.

413
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:05,380
Hey, where are we going? To a garage?

414
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:12,250
Well, look, Doc, I admit I'm a little
nervous, but... Gee, I feel pretty well

415
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,249
and strong.

416
00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:14,250
How am I?

417
00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:15,630
150?

418
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,510
160? Hey, what's the record?

419
00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:23,350
200. We doctors have a little joke about
that case. We say the man was

420
00:29:23,350 --> 00:29:24,350
disqualified.

421
00:29:24,870 --> 00:29:25,970
Disqualified? Yes.

422
00:29:26,190 --> 00:29:27,190
He died.

423
00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:31,310
That's very funny.

424
00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:32,830
Hey,

425
00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:37,309
198.

426
00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:39,870
Oh, don't worry. The gauge is a couple
of points off.

427
00:29:40,090 --> 00:29:42,710
Oh. Oh, well, then I could be 196.

428
00:29:43,630 --> 00:29:46,990
Now, or if you'll just hold this against
the chest.

429
00:29:54,010 --> 00:29:57,410
I don't want to alarm you, but... Bad.

430
00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:04,690
Young man, you have led a very dissolute
life.

431
00:30:05,110 --> 00:30:08,230
Well, I could go on the water wagon. No,
it's too late.

432
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,290
I wonder you're still able to walk
around.

433
00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:15,230
Oh, look, Doc, you're listening to your
own heart.

434
00:30:16,630 --> 00:30:17,630
Oh,

435
00:30:17,830 --> 00:30:20,470
bless my soul. Don't worry about it.
Take it easy, Doc. Here, that's all

436
00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:21,810
You'll be all right. Come on. Right over
here. Sit down.

437
00:30:22,110 --> 00:30:24,310
That's the eye. Now, just take it easy.
One second, Doc.

438
00:30:24,650 --> 00:30:25,469
Here you are.

439
00:30:25,470 --> 00:30:26,470
Here you are. Just take that.

440
00:30:26,890 --> 00:30:27,890
Take it easy.

441
00:30:28,610 --> 00:30:30,870
There. Now, now, do you feel better?

442
00:30:31,610 --> 00:30:33,930
I'll be all right. I'll be all right in
a minute.

443
00:30:34,810 --> 00:30:38,110
It's nothing, nothing at all, just the
heart. Yeah, well, now, come on. Now,

444
00:30:38,110 --> 00:30:40,790
come up here, walk over there and take
it easy. You better go see a doctor.

445
00:30:41,510 --> 00:30:45,890
Now, right over here, that's it. You
know, the gauge was a couple of points

446
00:30:45,950 --> 00:30:47,090
I worry so.

447
00:30:47,850 --> 00:30:51,830
It's business, you know. Yeah, well,
everybody worries. You know, I've got

448
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:52,850
too. You?

449
00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:57,590
What do you worry about? Well, a
present. It's a girl. Oh, a girl. You

450
00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:58,789
Who is she?

451
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,250
One of my models, the best.

452
00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:02,150
Emotional frustration.

453
00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:05,180
Undoubtedly, that is the cause of your
nervous condition.

454
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,340
My boy, there is only one cure for you.

455
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,040
Go for the girl.

456
00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:13,800
Look into her eyes and say, darling, I
love you.

457
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,500
Oh, excuse me.

458
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,080
Lord and early.

459
00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:25,780
Good afternoon.

460
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,619
Good afternoon.

461
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:28,940
How do you do? Good afternoon,
gentlemen.

462
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:30,300
How are you?

463
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:36,870
Hardly the type we wanted for a model,
is he, Mr. Lawrence?

464
00:31:37,110 --> 00:31:38,110
No.

465
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:40,870
Did you ever see such a fit?

466
00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:42,310
Awfully droopy.

467
00:31:42,490 --> 00:31:45,810
Hey, boss, have we got a show lined up
for you. The greatest artist and model

468
00:31:45,810 --> 00:31:52,730
show ever put together. Get this, get
this. We start this show with

469
00:31:52,730 --> 00:31:53,730
gypsies.

470
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,200
Nobody here.

471
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:58,360
Why you never seen a show like it? All
you need for a three -ring circus

472
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,580
is a horse. A horse. He wants a horse.

473
00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:01,780
A horse.

474
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,820
You're just like Alan to Mr. Plain. I
never knew anyone to Mr. Plain.

475
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,059
Now, boats.

476
00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:55,900
You meet the loveliest people knitting
boats.

477
00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:57,720
Let's all go somewhere and knit a boat.

478
00:33:57,940 --> 00:33:59,820
What do you think would be the very best
boat to miss?

479
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,320
Have you any suggestions, Mrs. Fountain?

480
00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:05,140
The boat's never been built. I wouldn't
prefer to miss.

481
00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:37,780
Smooth trip, old man.

482
00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:39,280
Splendid. Hi, sis.

483
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,320
Hey, me next.

484
00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:42,540
Do I know you?

485
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,618
I'm Alice.

486
00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:44,679
I remember you.

487
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:47,380
And here's one for you, little girl.

488
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,820
What, the end of the line? This is as
far as you go, Casanova.

489
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,179
Casanova, and I was here all the time.

490
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:01,540
Where's Cynthia? I thought she was
coming.

491
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,540
Oh, so sorry.

492
00:35:05,149 --> 00:35:07,570
Terribly clumsy. Oh, not at all. Don't
mention it, Mr.

493
00:35:07,830 --> 00:35:10,430
Townsend. I'm afraid there's some
mistake here. I'm Mr. Curry.

494
00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:12,250
That was Mr. Townsend who just went
through.

495
00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:13,910
Pardon me.

496
00:35:15,970 --> 00:35:18,830
From now on, I've got to know the name
of every man that kisses me.

497
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:39,600
Whispers in the dark. Two shadows in the
night.

498
00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:47,680
So gentle and so tender that every
little word is like a song.

499
00:40:35,210 --> 00:40:38,150
like this perhaps i'll be

500
00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:34,190
Chateau Icke, madame, 1924.

501
00:41:34,650 --> 00:41:36,110
Perfect wine for Christmas dinner.

502
00:41:40,430 --> 00:41:44,010
You know, it can't be age, but I seem to
be losing my memory.

503
00:41:44,390 --> 00:41:46,270
I'm sure I've seen that girl somewhere.

504
00:41:48,930 --> 00:41:50,650
I've the same vague impression.

505
00:41:50,910 --> 00:41:53,090
I seem to associate her with a boat.

506
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:54,950
Girls in bathing suits.

507
00:41:55,370 --> 00:41:58,690
On a sailboat. Maybe it was Switzerland
last winter.

508
00:41:59,010 --> 00:42:00,410
I can see her playing tennis.

509
00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:01,870
In the snow.

510
00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:06,450
Of course, it may be my depraved
imagination, but I have a mental picture

511
00:42:06,450 --> 00:42:07,450
in lacy underwear.

512
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:09,830
Like Quagg.

513
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:11,570
And very nice, too.

514
00:42:16,570 --> 00:42:19,350
Alan, you must find out who she is now.

515
00:42:19,590 --> 00:42:20,590
Now? How?

516
00:42:21,310 --> 00:42:22,990
Well, ask her if necessary.

517
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,730
You owe her an apology anyway.

518
00:42:25,130 --> 00:42:26,130
Go on, make it.

519
00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:29,190
I won't have a happy moment until I find
out who she is.

520
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,960
Please go, Alan. Oh, come on. Oh, come
on. Go on over now.

521
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:36,420
Ten dollars, she turns you down. Cold as
an oyster. I'll take that wager.

522
00:42:36,980 --> 00:42:38,120
Remember, that's my son.

523
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:43,200
Pardon me. I'm Alan Townsend.

524
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,880
I, uh... Oh, yes, I remember you.

525
00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:46,140
You kissed me.

526
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:47,600
Now you've decided to apologize.

527
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:51,960
Seems terribly uncomplimentary to
apologize for kissing a beautiful young

528
00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:55,200
Well, that's a great deal smoother than
the usual or street corner approach.

529
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,080
Something about etchings, isn't it?

530
00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:59,069
Yes, but...

531
00:42:59,070 --> 00:43:00,530
In this particular case, it's my mother.

532
00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:03,790
She's been admiring you and would like
very much to meet you.

533
00:43:06,690 --> 00:43:07,690
Very well.

534
00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:10,330
I can honestly say I appreciate this
opportunity.

535
00:43:10,930 --> 00:43:11,930
Thank you.

536
00:43:15,790 --> 00:43:17,750
I'll remind you, you owe me $10.

537
00:43:18,030 --> 00:43:19,130
At your leisure, of course.

538
00:43:19,470 --> 00:43:22,330
This is like giving money to the mint.
Or finding it at an oyster.

539
00:43:23,130 --> 00:43:26,130
My mother, Mrs. Townsend, this... I'm
Paula Monterey, Mr. Park.

540
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:27,740
Thank you. The name's familiar.

541
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,920
Oh, yes, you may recall the old Monterey
family of San Francisco, don't you,

542
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,940
Monterey? Well, only by reputation.

543
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,220
My dear, do sit down.

544
00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:38,740
Thank you. Please. I'm afraid we've been
horribly ruined.

545
00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:42,000
My daughter, Lois. How do you do? Miss
Marjorie Kendall.

546
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,400
How do you do? Mr. Craig Shepard. How do
you do?

547
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:46,900
Miss Monterey, were you at Sondert's
last winter?

548
00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:48,960
Uh, no, not last winter.

549
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:53,600
I can see you just as clearly in a plaid
scarf and a woolly jacket.

550
00:43:54,339 --> 00:43:56,500
Standing at the top of a snowy hill on
Shees.

551
00:43:56,820 --> 00:44:00,660
No, I was only on Shees once, and it
wasn't in St. Moritz. I didn't stand up

552
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:01,660
very long.

553
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,260
Would you care to struggle with me?

554
00:44:05,740 --> 00:44:07,240
Excuse me. Well, of course.

555
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,400
The trees, the grass, and the pool.

556
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,080
Solid silver.

557
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:54,900
No.

558
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,640
More like a night washed with a silver
alloy.

559
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,280
Oh, you're much too exact.

560
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:00,820
Afraid I am about silver.

561
00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:02,460
Habit. Habit?

562
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:07,500
Why... Why, you must be townsend silver.

563
00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:09,220
Why not?

564
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,320
Oh.

565
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,400
Oh, but you're so young.

566
00:45:12,860 --> 00:45:14,560
And beautiful, too, don't you think?

567
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,640
See the, uh...

568
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,740
Big, big blue eyes.

569
00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:23,540
Hey, I don't think you're giving this
very serious attention.

570
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:36,600
Don't look now.

571
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,200
There's a very beautiful young girl down
there with a handsome man.

572
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,740
Easily the handsomest couple in the
world.

573
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,080
She's flirting with him.

574
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,180
I'll put a stop to that.

575
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:54,600
Oh!

576
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,960
Hey!

577
00:45:57,340 --> 00:46:00,660
Hold it, I'll be right there. No, no,
please don't. I'm all right. Don't come

578
00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,860
in. Fast conscious, huh? Move over.

579
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,640
Oh,

580
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,800
shook off my top coat.

581
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,120
Take a look at my stocking feet.

582
00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:12,420
What, no shoes?

583
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,520
No.

584
00:46:13,540 --> 00:46:14,720
Just a minute, I'll be right up.

585
00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:20,950
Here they are.

586
00:46:22,050 --> 00:46:23,050
Oh.

587
00:46:28,710 --> 00:46:29,710
Say,

588
00:46:30,230 --> 00:46:33,450
imagine being caught in here with our
clothes on. Better than being caught in

589
00:46:33,450 --> 00:46:34,450
here with them off.

590
00:46:35,090 --> 00:46:36,290
Say, give me your handkerchief.

591
00:46:36,570 --> 00:46:37,570
Right ahead.

592
00:46:38,430 --> 00:46:39,430
Thanks.

593
00:46:41,070 --> 00:46:42,070
You're so kind.

594
00:46:42,490 --> 00:46:43,490
It's quite all right.

595
00:46:43,850 --> 00:46:45,250
Yeah, I think we can get out of here
now.

596
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,620
Hey, you're shivering. Just a little.

597
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,240
Well, I'm with a slipper and off to bed
with a hot toddy.

598
00:47:16,820 --> 00:47:18,300
George, I know who you are.

599
00:47:18,540 --> 00:47:19,439
You do?

600
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,780
Yeah. Who?

601
00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:24,180
Cinderella. A little damp and dunk, but
still Cinderella.

602
00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:33,590
Regarding the Social Security Act, Mr.
Brewster would like to know if he can

603
00:47:33,590 --> 00:47:34,590
an advance now.

604
00:47:35,370 --> 00:47:36,288
How do you do?

605
00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:37,450
I'm Cynthia Wentworth.

606
00:47:37,730 --> 00:47:39,930
Oh, yes. It's about a charity, isn't it?

607
00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:42,230
Well, it's in connection with the Baby's
Health Foundation.

608
00:47:42,490 --> 00:47:44,290
I think Mr. Brewster will be free soon.

609
00:47:44,550 --> 00:47:46,810
You won't mind waiting? Oh, not at all,
thank you.

610
00:47:54,110 --> 00:47:57,070
There are two people waiting to see you.
A Miss Weston for the bathing suit ad

611
00:47:57,070 --> 00:47:59,150
and a Miss Wentworth to see you about a
Baby's Foundation.

612
00:47:59,870 --> 00:48:02,730
I sent in the bathing girl. I don't want
any part of a baby's foundation.

613
00:48:04,310 --> 00:48:06,990
If we lose that Townsend account, we can
use a good charity.

614
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,250
We won't lose it.

615
00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:11,250
I can only find a model in the social
register.

616
00:48:11,610 --> 00:48:13,810
Those Park Avenue Debs are hard to pick
up on the street.

617
00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:24,830
Well, if you're looking for that young
lady, she stepped out for a moment.

618
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:26,690
Of course, she was waiting quite a
while.

619
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,540
I'm sending in Miss Wentworth.

620
00:48:33,820 --> 00:48:34,820
Okay.

621
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,100
How do you do, Mr. Brewster?

622
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:44,300
How do you do?

623
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,520
Hmm.

624
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,360
Mm -hmm.

625
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:54,460
Well, take off your hat first, please.
But I'm quite comfortable, thank you.

626
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,740
Yes, I try to make everybody
comfortable.

627
00:48:56,980 --> 00:48:59,100
I want you to put on the swimsuit and
the cape.

628
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,560
Swimsuit? Yeah, there's the dressing
room right over there. But, Mr.

629
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,380
may I have a word at this point? Now,
now, I've seen girls in bathing suits

630
00:49:06,380 --> 00:49:10,040
before. Yes, I know, but I'm afraid I'm
not the girl you think I am. I'll know

631
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,300
when you come out. But... Right in
there. Right in there.

632
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,220
I've got that bathing girl model now.

633
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:21,260
Stella, you're slipping.

634
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,760
She's in here changing her clothes.

635
00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:25,360
Who's changing whose clothes?

636
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:26,720
The bathing girl.

637
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,600
had you got in that dressing room?

638
00:49:38,860 --> 00:49:40,440
The girl you sent in whom?

639
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:46,300
The girl I sent in was Miss Wentworth of
the Park Avenue Wentworths. Now look,

640
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,720
Stella, I'm a very busy man.

641
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,500
So please don't... The Park Avenue
Wentworths? Exactly.

642
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,620
Well, now may I talk to you?

643
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:03,400
I'm terribly sorry, Miss Wentworth. My
secretary made a mistake.

644
00:50:03,850 --> 00:50:04,850
I made a mistake.

645
00:50:05,110 --> 00:50:07,570
It's all right, Stella. Whom am I to
criticize whom?

646
00:50:08,290 --> 00:50:09,290
Have a chair.

647
00:50:10,030 --> 00:50:12,150
I'm sorry I can't offer you a swimming
pool.

648
00:50:12,790 --> 00:50:15,810
Well, you see, Mr. Brewster, I really do
represent quite a worthy charity.

649
00:50:16,290 --> 00:50:20,970
Yeah, something about babies, isn't it?
Exactly. If you and I could agree on an

650
00:50:20,970 --> 00:50:24,430
arrangement, we could sell a great many
tickets to my friends and charge them

651
00:50:24,430 --> 00:50:25,430
anything we wanted to.

652
00:50:25,610 --> 00:50:26,610
Your friends?

653
00:50:27,010 --> 00:50:31,190
Miss Wentworth, you are in the social
register, aren't you? Of course, if that

654
00:50:31,190 --> 00:50:32,190
means anything.

655
00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:33,049
Means anything.

656
00:50:33,050 --> 00:50:34,770
Only about a million dollars to me.

657
00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:39,550
Miss Wentworth, would you consider
posing for some advertisements?

658
00:50:39,930 --> 00:50:41,950
I mean, with your clothes on, of course.

659
00:50:42,210 --> 00:50:43,450
Oh, can't I pose in this?

660
00:50:43,970 --> 00:50:47,390
No, no, no, I'm afraid not. You see,
this is a very dignified account.

661
00:50:47,690 --> 00:50:48,690
Townsend Silver.

662
00:50:49,770 --> 00:50:53,930
You want me to pose for the Townsend
Silver? Yes, my client is in Florida

663
00:50:53,930 --> 00:50:56,770
now. I thought we could take some
photographs, hop on a plane.

664
00:50:57,530 --> 00:51:01,050
I'll lead you right up to Mr. Townsend
and present you as the Townsend girl.

665
00:51:02,140 --> 00:51:03,440
That would be very amusing.

666
00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:05,460
What do you say?

667
00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:08,420
It's a deal. On one condition.

668
00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:10,540
That you'll help me take care of our
babies.

669
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,860
Well, that's the least I can do.

670
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:15,400
Oh, you mean... Yes, the Babies
Foundation.

671
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,260
Of course, of course. I love babies.

672
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,600
Oh, do you? Oh, yes. I used to be one
myself.

673
00:51:54,510 --> 00:51:55,348
to tell you.

674
00:51:55,350 --> 00:51:56,950
I'm just busting with curiosity.

675
00:51:57,390 --> 00:51:58,390
Say, how's it going?

676
00:51:58,510 --> 00:52:00,210
Have you struck silver yet? Silver?

677
00:52:01,090 --> 00:52:03,070
We dine together. We dance together.

678
00:52:03,550 --> 00:52:05,310
We even fill in the swimming pool
together.

679
00:52:06,190 --> 00:52:07,710
Say, lady, you work fast.

680
00:52:08,130 --> 00:52:10,670
And how is your private slice of high
society?

681
00:52:11,150 --> 00:52:12,430
To put it mildly, he's terrific.

682
00:52:12,770 --> 00:52:13,770
Wait till you meet him.

683
00:52:13,830 --> 00:52:16,410
Oh, I won't know how to act with a
gentleman.

684
00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:17,810
Kind eye track.

685
00:52:18,650 --> 00:52:21,490
Say, I've been shattered ever since I
left New York.

686
00:52:21,730 --> 00:52:22,790
Shattered by whom?

687
00:52:23,570 --> 00:52:26,280
By... all had an umbrella and an old
suitcase.

688
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,760
There was some sort of a man attached to
them. What, did he try to molest you?

689
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,300
He tried everything.

690
00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:34,400
Well, why didn't you call the police?

691
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:38,280
Well, I did, but the waltzing mouse
disappeared and the cop wanted to lock

692
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,280
up.

693
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:54,320
Why are you following this young lady?

694
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,960
Oh, I guess it's because I'm in love
with her.

695
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,320
What's so funny about that?

696
00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:06,620
Well, it makes me feel so ridiculous.

697
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:12,440
How do you like that? It makes him feel
ridiculous.

698
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:15,400
You can't get away with a crack like
that.

699
00:53:33,070 --> 00:53:34,070
I kind of thought so.

700
00:53:34,690 --> 00:53:35,690
You're in love with me, too.

701
00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:37,750
Who are you?

702
00:53:38,010 --> 00:53:39,270
Well, I'm Jupiter Pluvius II.

703
00:53:40,010 --> 00:53:41,630
Don't tell me there are two of you.

704
00:53:43,090 --> 00:53:44,830
Well, there was, you see.

705
00:53:45,390 --> 00:53:47,150
But Pappy finally went to his reward.

706
00:53:47,630 --> 00:53:49,310
He was drowned in the flood of
Galveston.

707
00:53:50,410 --> 00:53:52,070
He was a rainmaker.

708
00:53:52,610 --> 00:53:54,270
And you're a... I'm a rainmaker, too.

709
00:53:55,190 --> 00:53:56,190
You're a screwball.

710
00:53:58,330 --> 00:54:01,150
Seems to be some sort of a doubt. Well,
I have everything here to show you.

711
00:54:02,890 --> 00:54:05,390
Not ten, you know. That's all stuff for
making rain. Everything.

712
00:54:07,070 --> 00:54:08,690
Now, for instance, you see, here's the
thing.

713
00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:10,450
That's like a drizzle, you see.

714
00:54:10,950 --> 00:54:16,910
It's just a drizzle, you see. And over
here, this is like a rain, you see. But

715
00:54:16,910 --> 00:54:17,910
like an everyday rain.

716
00:54:19,030 --> 00:54:23,830
Yeah. And this thing here. Now, here's a
pretty thing. This thing is a storm.

717
00:54:23,930 --> 00:54:29,030
All of a sudden, lightning and a boom.
And water all over the place. And this

718
00:54:29,030 --> 00:54:29,848
one here.

719
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:32,070
This is a... Now...

720
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,820
Oh, that's my lunch.

721
00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:39,100
Well, I hope now you're convinced.

722
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,339
By what?

723
00:54:40,340 --> 00:54:41,340
Firecrackers?

724
00:54:41,660 --> 00:54:43,720
Firecrackers. Pappy told me I meet
people like you.

725
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,080
Now, look, here's my scrapbook.

726
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:54,320
This is my scrapbook. This tells
everything here. Now, on page five...

727
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,980
Pluvius II, distinguished rainmaker.

728
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,280
That's me.

729
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:03,680
off the Kansas drought, eh? Yes, well,
it took us about six months, but we

730
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:04,680
finally conquered it.

731
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,280
Six months.

732
00:55:07,660 --> 00:55:09,540
Providence had nothing to do with it, I
suppose.

733
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:12,940
Oh, we delivered some showers in
Providence. That was before the Kansas

734
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:17,440
Now, let me see here. There's an... Oh,
now look.

735
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:18,700
Oh!

736
00:55:20,100 --> 00:55:21,078
There's Pappy!

737
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,080
That's Pappy.

738
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,520
That's my father.

739
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,140
Now, right here... Oh, look.

740
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,520
There's Father's biggest job.

741
00:55:30,980 --> 00:55:32,700
That's where he got his reputation,
right there.

742
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:39,800
I don't believe it. There ain't nobody
that can make a single drop of rain, let

743
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,800
alone a flood.

744
00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:43,080
Skepticism, huh? Let me have that.

745
00:55:44,140 --> 00:55:47,920
People are laying a piece of bread, but
butter shouldn't sleep around here.

746
00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:51,500
A lot of times when people are skeptical
of me, I don't care about nothing. I'm

747
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,680
getting out of this place.

748
00:55:54,140 --> 00:55:55,700
Wish you'd keep your feet out of my
lunch.

749
00:55:58,190 --> 00:56:01,430
You want to be skeptical with me, you
go... Huh.

750
00:56:06,890 --> 00:56:09,090
Huh. Well, that's your little game.

751
00:56:22,310 --> 00:56:23,590
Now, do you feel more comfy?

752
00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:27,430
Say, what's the name of this game we're
playing?

753
00:56:28,170 --> 00:56:29,350
Why are you running away?

754
00:56:29,890 --> 00:56:33,570
Oh, you keep winning and I keep losing.
I'm just refusing to play.

755
00:56:34,730 --> 00:56:36,830
Stop. You're breaking my heart.

756
00:56:37,230 --> 00:56:39,770
This joke is going too far.

757
00:56:40,110 --> 00:56:42,350
Come out wherever you are.

758
00:56:43,050 --> 00:56:44,790
Say, how come you like to do me like you
do?

759
00:56:45,930 --> 00:56:48,010
Stop. You're driving me wild.

760
00:56:48,430 --> 00:56:50,630
It's tough to take it in grin.

761
00:56:51,210 --> 00:56:53,070
Take it in. Why are you rubbing it in?

762
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,200
Because you know that I'm in love with
you.

763
00:56:56,860 --> 00:56:58,040
Well, I'm so.

764
00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,360
You're so.

765
00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:02,280
Oh, I don't know. I was losing all hope.

766
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,980
You're much too much.

767
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,980
I'm just about at the end of my rope.
Don't stop upsetting my heart.

768
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,680
Look how it starts to burn.

769
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,080
The world will certainly turn.

770
00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:16,720
If you don't stop.

771
00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:18,240
Stop. Stop.

772
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:20,400
Stop. Stop. You'll break it.

773
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,200
I thought so

774
00:59:51,790 --> 00:59:53,170
Spot of tea? Thank you.

775
00:59:57,210 --> 00:59:58,570
Interesting pattern, isn't it?

776
00:59:58,950 --> 01:00:01,090
My great -grandfather originated that
design.

777
01:00:01,330 --> 01:00:02,330
Oh, really?

778
01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:03,630
Has the Townsend touch.

779
01:00:04,250 --> 01:00:05,250
Dignified, respectable.

780
01:00:05,450 --> 01:00:06,450
And old -fashioned.

781
01:00:07,450 --> 01:00:08,428
Cream or lemon?

782
01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:09,430
Cream.

783
01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:11,970
I'm going to change all that.

784
01:00:12,290 --> 01:00:15,530
Next year, every baby in America is
going to be born with a silver spoon in

785
01:00:15,530 --> 01:00:18,350
mouth. All Mark Townsend. Oh, please,
mister, how come?

786
01:00:18,890 --> 01:00:21,150
By advertising, electrical signs, color
displays.

787
01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:23,350
Marvel. With a girl in them?

788
01:00:23,630 --> 01:00:25,630
And what a girl. The Townsend girl.

789
01:00:25,930 --> 01:00:28,350
Oh, I do admire people who can do
things.

790
01:00:29,330 --> 01:00:32,090
I practically know Tom for anything
except being myself.

791
01:00:32,570 --> 01:00:35,950
Looking as lovely as you do at this
particular minute isn't a special gift.

792
01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,990
Not a very important one, I'm afraid.

793
01:00:38,210 --> 01:00:41,070
Loveliness is always important. Ask any
photographer, artist.

794
01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:47,210
Hold it.

795
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,900
Hold it just as you are.

796
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,280
It's just what I've been looking for.

797
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,940
What in the world are you talking about?
The Townsend girl, you. Would you mind

798
01:00:58,940 --> 01:00:59,538
doing it?

799
01:00:59,540 --> 01:01:02,360
Posing for some photographs? You'd be...
You are perfect.

800
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,960
Oh, but Alan, this is so sudden.

801
01:01:05,380 --> 01:01:08,600
Well, you've got all afternoon to get
used to it. Look, when we get back to

802
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,720
hotel, I'll wire Mac Brewster.

803
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,700
Mac Brewster? My advertising man.

804
01:01:11,900 --> 01:01:13,700
I'll tell him that you're to be the
Townsend girl.

805
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:16,280
And when he meets you, I can imagine
what he'll say.

806
01:01:17,930 --> 01:01:18,930
I wonder.

807
01:01:30,890 --> 01:01:33,250
This high altitude doesn't agree with
me.

808
01:01:33,470 --> 01:01:35,310
It might interest you to know that we've
landed.

809
01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:39,970
Yeah. Well, here we are in Miami, safe
and sound.

810
01:01:41,590 --> 01:01:42,990
Well, sound anyway.

811
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,220
Sorry, Mr. Brewston, Mr. Townsend hasn't
come back yet. Okay, thanks.

812
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,760
Will I introduce you to Townsend as a
silver girl and get the expression on

813
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,280
face? I wouldn't miss that for work.
Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you that

814
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:04,180
idol of the airwaves with his idol
chatter, Jack Benny.

815
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:06,340
Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking.

816
01:02:06,620 --> 01:02:09,820
And thanks very much, Don, for one half
of that introduction.

817
01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:13,700
You can have the last half back. Very
clever fellow. I've always liked him.

818
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:15,900
Oh, really? I've never cared for him.

819
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,560
Oh, well, every one to his own taste.

820
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:23,100
It's been a marvelous day.

821
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,680
Marvelous for me, too.

822
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:25,760
You mean it?

823
01:02:25,940 --> 01:02:27,340
Why can't we have a lot more?

824
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,480
365 years, just as marvelous.

825
01:02:32,340 --> 01:02:33,340
What, no words?

826
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,820
I'd like to teach you three little
words.

827
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,720
They pop into my mind every time I see
them.

828
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:45,080
Paula, darling. Alan, dear, please, I...
Good evening, Mr. Townsend.

829
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,259
Pop the car?

830
01:02:46,260 --> 01:02:47,260
Yeah, thanks.

831
01:02:54,860 --> 01:02:57,720
How long will it take you to dress for
dinner? Oh, about ten minutes, Alan. Oh,

832
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,040
I'll be an old man by that time.

833
01:02:59,820 --> 01:03:03,000
Everything's been lovely up to now,
hasn't it? Yes, but don't worry about

834
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,180
Something will probably happen.

835
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:06,880
Excuse me.

836
01:03:08,860 --> 01:03:09,860
Rooster!

837
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:11,760
Just the man I want to see.

838
01:03:11,980 --> 01:03:13,480
Mr. Townsend, I've been looking for you.

839
01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:16,820
Cynthia, what are you doing here? I flew
down with Meg. I didn't know you two

840
01:03:16,820 --> 01:03:20,620
knew each other. Well, I didn't know you
two knew each other. Just a minute.

841
01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:21,940
Follow.

842
01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:28,160
Miss Wentworth, Mr. Brewster, may I
present Miss Monterey? How do you do?

843
01:03:28,380 --> 01:03:29,580
How do you do, Mr. Brewster?

844
01:03:29,820 --> 01:03:32,200
Oh, Miss Monterey, how do you do?

845
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:36,480
Alan's told me about you. Well, you must
tell me about someone sometimes.

846
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:39,500
Oh, would you girls excuse us?

847
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,280
We'd like to talk a little business.

848
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,720
Oh, yes, if you really must.

849
01:03:43,140 --> 01:03:44,720
Pardon us. We won't be very long.

850
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:47,780
Have you known Alan long?

851
01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:52,160
Well, Brewster, I think our search for
the Townsend girl is over. I'm glad to

852
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,960
hear you say that. Beautiful, isn't she?
The minute I laid eyes on her, I knew

853
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,920
she was the girl. Oh, I'm very happy
about her. So am I.

854
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:00,680
You know, that girl is perfect. She has
charm.

855
01:04:01,180 --> 01:04:02,180
Distinction.

856
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:03,260
Beauty.

857
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:04,360
Ancestors.

858
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,820
Say, do you feel that way about her,
too? I really do.

859
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:09,920
Hey, uh, do you mind if I call you Mac?

860
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:11,840
I'd be a little hurt if you didn't.

861
01:04:12,220 --> 01:04:15,660
Alan? Well, I'll have those contracts
made up right away. Yeah, and send them

862
01:04:15,660 --> 01:04:17,540
right over to Miss Monterey. I certainly
will.

863
01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:19,980
Who's Miss Monterey?

864
01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:23,040
Why, that's the name of the girl we've
been talking about all the time.

865
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:25,840
Boy, you might forget her name, but
never her face.

866
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,400
Paula Monterey, the Townsend girl.

867
01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:30,400
The Townsend girl? Yeah.

868
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,480
See you later, Mac.

869
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:38,220
He has to hit me yet.

870
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,540
Well, have you two men settled all the
affairs of the world? Yes, and very

871
01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:43,540
agreeably. Yeah.

872
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,140
Will you excuse us while we dress?

873
01:04:45,770 --> 01:04:47,830
Then we'll all have dinner together.
Well, that should be fun.

874
01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,050
Come on, Paula. Goodbye.

875
01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:51,010
Well,

876
01:04:51,670 --> 01:04:52,509
what happened?

877
01:04:52,510 --> 01:04:53,510
Nothing much.

878
01:04:53,870 --> 01:04:55,670
The bottom just dropped out of
everything.

879
01:04:55,990 --> 01:04:57,010
Oh, I see.

880
01:04:57,470 --> 01:04:59,010
Alan doesn't want me as his mother.

881
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:01,010
Sure he does. He's crazy about you.

882
01:05:01,390 --> 01:05:03,090
Just a little complication, that's all.

883
01:05:03,790 --> 01:05:05,150
There's always a complication.

884
01:05:05,570 --> 01:05:07,690
Of course, it's Miss Monterey.

885
01:05:08,150 --> 01:05:10,170
It's not Miss Monterey. Not yet.

886
01:05:11,710 --> 01:05:15,370
Something has to be ironed out, and I've
got to do the ironing. Oh, please, Max.

887
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,420
Now, don't give up the ship, Cynthia,
and trust me.

888
01:05:17,860 --> 01:05:18,860
I'll be right back.

889
01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:21,040
Goodbye. Goodbye.

890
01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:26,700
Do I know what I'm doing?

891
01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:34,120
Ladies and gentlemen, we will now
introduce Russell Patterson's puppets,

892
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:35,900
starring Mr.

893
01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:37,260
Esquire.

894
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:50,900
Oh my god!

895
01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:32,270
Oh! Oh!

896
01:09:17,550 --> 01:09:18,689
How do you do?

897
01:09:22,529 --> 01:09:23,529
Well,

898
01:09:25,810 --> 01:09:29,569
my dear fellow, spring is here, and all
that sort of thing, don't you know?

899
01:10:36,170 --> 01:10:37,170
Come in.

900
01:10:38,850 --> 01:10:40,070
Hello, darling. Hello.

901
01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:41,730
Thanks for not spoiling everything.

902
01:10:42,050 --> 01:10:44,510
We're not out of the woods yet, Miss
Monterey.

903
01:10:45,590 --> 01:10:47,910
Say, just how did you land that town
from contract?

904
01:10:49,070 --> 01:10:51,250
Why, he offered it to me.

905
01:10:51,890 --> 01:10:52,890
But why?

906
01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:55,850
Did you make love to him?

907
01:10:57,010 --> 01:10:59,750
All in the spirit of good, clean
competition, of course.

908
01:11:01,230 --> 01:11:02,230
Yes, I did.

909
01:11:02,270 --> 01:11:03,270
Well, that was smart.

910
01:11:03,530 --> 01:11:04,509
It was, wasn't it?

911
01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:08,370
Oh, don't think I'm jealous. I always
turn green this time of year.

912
01:11:10,050 --> 01:11:11,710
After all, we are going to be married.

913
01:11:13,850 --> 01:11:15,090
No, we're not, Mac.

914
01:11:16,530 --> 01:11:17,530
We're not?

915
01:11:19,710 --> 01:11:20,710
Who is it, Townsend?

916
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,080
Well, and what is this, all these
advertisements?

917
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:36,600
Oh, it belongs to Mac Brewster.

918
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:39,000
We're going through it to get ideas for
our campaign.

919
01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:41,000
Why, how amusing.

920
01:11:41,620 --> 01:11:42,438
What, Mother?

921
01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:45,700
I was sure I'd seen Miss Monterey in a
sheeing costume.

922
01:11:46,100 --> 01:11:48,640
Of course I have. Here she is posing in
the sand.

923
01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:56,440
And that's why Lois remembered her
playing tennis.

924
01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:02,530
I had seen Miss Monterey in her undies.

925
01:12:03,850 --> 01:12:07,150
She's a professional model and very
clever too.

926
01:12:07,410 --> 01:12:08,410
Very clever indeed.

927
01:12:19,790 --> 01:12:25,610
But I have thought it over.

928
01:12:26,170 --> 01:12:27,570
I've been doing nothing else.

929
01:12:29,810 --> 01:12:31,390
Mac, I'm going to tell Alan everything.

930
01:12:37,130 --> 01:12:38,710
But I can't tell him now.

931
01:12:39,330 --> 01:12:40,490
You'd lose the contract.

932
01:12:41,450 --> 01:12:42,650
What's a million dollars?

933
01:12:45,150 --> 01:12:46,150
Just everything.

934
01:12:47,790 --> 01:12:51,210
Look, Paula, would it make it any easier
for you if I told him?

935
01:12:54,390 --> 01:12:55,390
Mr.

936
01:12:55,930 --> 01:12:57,150
Alan Townsend's room, please.

937
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:08,280
Good evening, Miss Townsend.

938
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:09,400
I mean, Alan.

939
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:10,520
Hello, Alan.

940
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:12,980
Would you kindly explain this?

941
01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:16,180
Well, just a minute, Alan. You must know
that... Never mind. All I want now is

942
01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:17,180
the truth.

943
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:18,400
Is this you?

944
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,800
Why, yes, but... Then you are a
professional model.

945
01:13:22,260 --> 01:13:24,300
Yes, and I'm not a socialite. I work for
a living.

946
01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:26,580
My name's not Monterey. It's Paula
Sewell.

947
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:28,020
And here's more of the truth.

948
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:31,540
I wanted that Townsend girl contract
more than anything else in the world.

949
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,860
I was determined to get it, even though
you didn't want a professional model.

950
01:13:35,340 --> 01:13:39,120
Then you came here under an alias,
tricked an introduction, and made

951
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,300
attractive as you possibly could.

952
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:45,300
You even had me believing that it was me
you liked, not what I could do for you.

953
01:13:46,620 --> 01:13:49,800
Say, were you a part of this plot?

954
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:55,300
No, he didn't even know I was here. He's
done nothing to lose your account,

955
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:57,880
Alan. Don't worry, he won't. I don't
usually break my word.

956
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:03,540
Regarding the model, my first decision
is correct. I pick Miss Monterey. Sure.

957
01:14:04,110 --> 01:14:05,210
What difference does it make?

958
01:14:06,030 --> 01:14:08,410
You know what I want? I'll send you a
check the first thing in the morning.

959
01:14:08,990 --> 01:14:10,190
I'll be gone for some time.

960
01:14:10,630 --> 01:14:11,810
I guess that's about all.

961
01:14:28,470 --> 01:14:29,470
Too bad, Paula.

962
01:14:30,150 --> 01:14:31,150
I'm sorry.

963
01:14:31,410 --> 01:14:32,810
Sorry? Why?

964
01:14:34,030 --> 01:14:35,650
I got what I came for, didn't I?

965
01:14:58,350 --> 01:14:59,410
Stella! Stella!

966
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,180
I want to make a statement for the
press.

967
01:15:05,820 --> 01:15:07,420
The artist and model's ball tonight.

968
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:09,560
It is tonight, isn't it? Yes, it's
tonight.

969
01:15:10,060 --> 01:15:11,440
Hello, Mac. Hello, Stella. Hello.

970
01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:12,739
Oh, hello.

971
01:15:12,740 --> 01:15:16,340
Cynthia. Hello, Cynthia. How are you?
Oh, I was never happier in my life.

972
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:18,120
I'll be back for that statement
tomorrow.

973
01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:19,860
That's fine, Stella. The ball is
tonight.

974
01:15:20,860 --> 01:15:22,540
Don't you think I fairly shine today?

975
01:15:22,900 --> 01:15:26,440
A little powder will fix that up. Oh,
but I feel like shining. For the first

976
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:28,640
time in my life, I'm really happy and
you're responsible.

977
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:30,360
I?

978
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,320
Oh, Mac, you have so much to learn about
in life.

979
01:15:33,710 --> 01:15:34,710
I guess so.

980
01:15:34,810 --> 01:15:38,430
No father was always going to have a
talk with me, but he kept putting it

981
01:15:40,110 --> 01:15:42,210
Darling, don't be so blind.

982
01:15:42,670 --> 01:15:44,170
You know I'm crazy about you.

983
01:15:47,530 --> 01:15:48,530
About me?

984
01:15:48,590 --> 01:15:49,590
Of course.

985
01:15:49,890 --> 01:15:51,730
Haven't we been together almost every
night?

986
01:15:53,210 --> 01:15:54,210
Well, yes.

987
01:15:55,390 --> 01:16:00,070
Well, I didn't think your intentions
were serious. Of course you did.

988
01:16:03,370 --> 01:16:04,370
Now, wait a minute.

989
01:16:04,730 --> 01:16:07,470
Cynthia, I didn't give you any
encouragement.

990
01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:09,930
Yes, you did. You let me kiss you.

991
01:16:12,170 --> 01:16:18,890
Oh, well, that's because I was carried
away by the music. I struggled a little.

992
01:16:20,630 --> 01:16:22,470
Darling, you're the dearest thing in the
world.

993
01:16:23,410 --> 01:16:24,410
Will you marry me?

994
01:16:27,330 --> 01:16:29,410
Cynthia, this is so sudden.

995
01:16:30,330 --> 01:16:31,430
Well, will you?

996
01:16:48,070 --> 01:16:49,070
What's the matter, dear?

997
01:16:51,430 --> 01:16:52,870
Cynthia, I'm so happy.

998
01:16:55,310 --> 01:16:56,310
Yeah,

999
01:16:56,630 --> 01:16:57,910
I've got to make a note of our
engagement.

1000
01:16:58,170 --> 01:17:01,410
Oh, I have a splendid idea, Mac. We'll
announce our engagement tonight at the

1001
01:17:01,410 --> 01:17:03,190
ball. Yeah. Goodbye, dear.

1002
01:17:04,350 --> 01:17:05,970
I have a million things to do.

1003
01:17:24,110 --> 01:17:25,130
Good morning, Mac.

1004
01:17:25,450 --> 01:17:28,690
And a very good morning it is, Paula.
Oh, I'm sorry to break your happy mood

1005
01:17:28,690 --> 01:17:31,850
with business, but... Do I look okay in
this dress?

1006
01:17:32,390 --> 01:17:33,470
All right. What's it for?

1007
01:17:34,310 --> 01:17:36,010
It's the last of the Townsend silver
ads.

1008
01:17:36,790 --> 01:17:38,990
Oh, by the way, did you know that Alan
was back in town?

1009
01:17:39,210 --> 01:17:41,490
Yes. What difference does that make to
anyone?

1010
01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:46,370
Well... Well, today's the last of the
Townsend girl, and I'm glad of it.

1011
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:49,000
Oh, I don't know. I guess I'm tired,
Mac.

1012
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:51,800
Oh, well, maybe you've been working too
hard, Paula.

1013
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:56,100
Is there anything I can do for you? I
mean, do you want an aspirin or an ice

1014
01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:57,100
cream soda?

1015
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:00,180
Mac, you're the dearest friend I've ever
had, and I mean it.

1016
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:05,020
You're always so gentle and considerate.
Well, it's my nature. I can't help. No,

1017
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:06,040
I'm not joking.

1018
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,020
I never appreciated you before.

1019
01:18:08,980 --> 01:18:10,940
I know I've disappointed you and hurt
you.

1020
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:15,520
But, darling, if you still want me, I'd
love to become Mrs. Mac Brewster.

1021
01:18:21,990 --> 01:18:23,670
You mean that... Yes.

1022
01:18:24,710 --> 01:18:28,010
Well, this is a fine time to tell me.
Oh, no, don't keep me waiting, Mac,

1023
01:18:28,050 --> 01:18:29,770
please. I know it's embarrassing.

1024
01:18:30,250 --> 01:18:32,550
Yes, I'm practically married now. And
you mean it's yet?

1025
01:18:34,150 --> 01:18:37,590
Look, Paula, nobody has to know anything
about this, do they? I mean, for a

1026
01:18:37,590 --> 01:18:38,549
while, anyway.

1027
01:18:38,550 --> 01:18:41,550
Of course, I want everybody to know.
We'll announce it at the ball tonight.

1028
01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:44,510
Goodbye, sweet.

1029
01:18:44,550 --> 01:18:45,870
I have a million things to do.

1030
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:44,560
Thank you.

1031
01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:22,140
Pardon me, who is that girl?

1032
01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:23,440
Sandra Storm.

1033
01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:25,460
England's most famous model.

1034
01:20:25,740 --> 01:20:26,740
Oh.

1035
01:20:30,140 --> 01:20:31,140
Nice, brother.

1036
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:33,320
What do you think of it?

1037
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:39,340
Fair. A good likeness, but very
reminiscent of Russell Patterson's

1038
01:20:39,620 --> 01:20:40,780
In fact, it's a dead steel.

1039
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:43,040
Who did it? I did.

1040
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:48,020
Oh, a young man. You'll have to stop
imitating Patterson and originate a

1041
01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:48,829
of your own.

1042
01:20:48,830 --> 01:20:50,430
My name is Russell Pettit.

1043
01:20:50,950 --> 01:20:56,750
Oh. Well, it's quite a coincidence,
isn't it? I mean, the same style and

1044
01:20:56,750 --> 01:20:57,750
name.

1045
01:20:58,650 --> 01:21:01,050
Do you know these other illustrators?

1046
01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:06,770
John Legatta, Arthur William Brown,
McClellan Barkley, Peter Arno? Oh, I

1047
01:21:06,770 --> 01:21:07,770
them all.

1048
01:21:08,150 --> 01:21:09,410
How do you do, Mr. Arno?

1049
01:21:09,930 --> 01:21:11,010
I'm John Legatta.

1050
01:21:11,870 --> 01:21:12,870
Well.

1051
01:21:14,470 --> 01:21:16,950
Oh, how do you do, Mr. Arno? Arthur
William Brown.

1052
01:21:17,350 --> 01:21:18,350
Yes, I...

1053
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:19,940
I never forget a fade.

1054
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:27,220
Oh, well, Mr. Arno.

1055
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:30,820
McClellan Barkley. That's what I said.

1056
01:21:31,620 --> 01:21:32,559
Hello, Mac.

1057
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:34,700
Nice party tonight, isn't it? Yeah, sure
is.

1058
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:36,800
Well, I'll see you later. Thanks, old
man.

1059
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:41,160
So, who was that?

1060
01:21:41,580 --> 01:21:42,580
Peter Arno.

1061
01:21:43,180 --> 01:21:44,180
Oh.

1062
01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:47,980
Nice fellow. I'll have to meet him
sometime.

1063
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,400
Well, say, who's that chap working over
there?

1064
01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:55,540
Uh, Rube Goldberg.

1065
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:57,480
He's the original surrealist.

1066
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,400
Oh, I'll have to get over there and get
a load of him, too.

1067
01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:02,700
Hello.

1068
01:22:06,460 --> 01:22:08,740
Hello. My name is Max Brewster.

1069
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:14,060
Mine's Goldberg, Rube Goldberg. Oh, yes,
I know your comic strip, Lollapalooza.

1070
01:22:14,340 --> 01:22:16,300
Thanks, old man. I'll do as much for you
sometime.

1071
01:22:20,140 --> 01:22:21,140
Isn't she beautiful?

1072
01:22:22,380 --> 01:22:23,380
I'll say.

1073
01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:25,780
Oh, do you mind if I look over your
shoulder?

1074
01:22:26,140 --> 01:22:28,120
No, I'd love it. It annoys me terribly.

1075
01:22:28,380 --> 01:22:29,380
Thanks.

1076
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:37,040
Oh, I don't want to appear critical, but
haven't you got her left arm just a

1077
01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:38,180
little bit out of place?

1078
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:39,520
That's her foot.

1079
01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:42,740
Oh, yes, that explains the shoe.

1080
01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:45,540
Well, it's all finished now. What do you
think of it?

1081
01:22:51,150 --> 01:22:53,010
You mean to say this is her?

1082
01:22:53,550 --> 01:22:56,030
Yes, I saw her up there and brought her
down here.

1083
01:22:56,510 --> 01:22:58,910
Well, the trip certainly didn't do her
any good.

1084
01:22:59,390 --> 01:23:01,650
A good likeness, really. I'm proud of
it.

1085
01:23:02,170 --> 01:23:03,170
Well,

1086
01:23:03,670 --> 01:23:05,950
you mean to tell me that that's Art?

1087
01:23:06,350 --> 01:23:08,710
No, no, that's Sam. That's Art with the
beard.

1088
01:23:09,690 --> 01:23:13,590
Oh, oh. And what connection has he with
the model?

1089
01:23:14,710 --> 01:23:15,710
That's her grandfather.

1090
01:23:15,830 --> 01:23:16,789
I know him well.

1091
01:23:16,790 --> 01:23:19,610
He's an eccentric old fellow, isn't he?
He cuts his own beard.

1092
01:23:19,850 --> 01:23:20,850
He's mad at the barber.

1093
01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:24,080
Oh, well, I can understand that. Yeah, I
don't blame him at all.

1094
01:23:24,820 --> 01:23:30,900
And look, this birdcage over here,
that... That's not a birdcage.

1095
01:23:31,300 --> 01:23:33,840
Oh, yes, of course not. There's a bird
in it.

1096
01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:37,580
You know, Mr. Brewster, I'd like to do
your picture sometime.

1097
01:23:38,020 --> 01:23:39,020
Well, that would be nice.

1098
01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:41,820
You mean, well, if you did my picture,
would I look like that?

1099
01:23:42,020 --> 01:23:43,020
You look like that already.

1100
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,180
I do, don't I? I do.

1101
01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:47,500
Well, so long.

1102
01:23:47,540 --> 01:23:48,540
So long.

1103
01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:52,140
You know, you and I must go out together
sometime and have our heads examined.

1104
01:23:52,420 --> 01:23:53,420
Oh, why bring them along?

1105
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:55,340
Oh, that's right. We'll have more fun
alone.

1106
01:23:56,120 --> 01:23:58,240
Goodbye, Mr. Brewster. Goodbye, Mr.
Goldberg.

1107
01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,560
Goodbye.

1108
01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:24,010
Frankly, Mother, I can't see why you
insisted on coming here tonight. Oh,

1109
01:24:24,010 --> 01:24:25,010
common courtesy.

1110
01:24:25,330 --> 01:24:28,350
You certainly should congratulate Paula
Sewell on being queen.

1111
01:24:28,590 --> 01:24:30,290
After all, she is the Townsend girl.

1112
01:24:30,510 --> 01:24:33,850
You mean she was the Townsend girl.
Well, when I do, we should have a talk

1113
01:24:33,850 --> 01:24:36,110
her. She's altogether too cold -blooded
for me.

1114
01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:38,030
Say, hold that view, mister.

1115
01:24:38,450 --> 01:24:39,990
You've got Paula all wrong.

1116
01:24:40,530 --> 01:24:41,530
Possibly.

1117
01:24:41,790 --> 01:24:45,690
Positively. I've been living with her
for three years. I know all about her,

1118
01:24:45,710 --> 01:24:47,210
what she thinks and what makes her tick.

1119
01:24:47,590 --> 01:24:48,850
We won't discuss the matter.

1120
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:51,500
Any girl that deliberately planned what
she planned.

1121
01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:54,040
Oh, I've got to straighten you out on
that.

1122
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,920
Paula planned a lot of things, but she
never planned to fall in love with you.

1123
01:24:58,020 --> 01:25:00,380
That was sort of a sad accident.

1124
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,800
Alan, where are you going?

1125
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:16,800
Zeke, what do you think about all these
here beautiful gals?

1126
01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:18,120
I ain't a -saying.

1127
01:25:20,270 --> 01:25:23,590
It was on a Wednesday night, the moon
was shining.

1128
01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:28,120
start a beach club.

1129
01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:36,440
Oh, look, there it is. Uh -uh, don't
tell me. It's Little Lord Puddlewater.

1130
01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:42,060
Let's go find a balcony. We're not going
to have any fun here. Hello, Mac. Good

1131
01:27:42,060 --> 01:27:44,900
evening, Miss Wentworth. Say, listen,
Mac, I'm doing the announcing tonight,

1132
01:27:44,900 --> 01:27:47,100
know. Just how do you want your gag
handled?

1133
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:48,640
The gag?

1134
01:27:48,700 --> 01:27:51,640
Oh, yes, I've been instructed to
announce your engagement to Miss

1135
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:53,660
11 .30. Oh, yes, yes, surely.

1136
01:27:53,900 --> 01:27:56,920
And then at the stroke of midnight, I'm
to announce your engagement to Paula

1137
01:27:56,920 --> 01:28:03,480
Sewell. Oh, that, that. Well, look, I do
that about 12 .30, I think.

1138
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:06,220
You know, I meant to tell you about
that, dear. Yes, I know, dear. You've

1139
01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:07,400
so busy. Yes.

1140
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:11,000
Neither of those announcements will be
necessary, thank you. No, neither?

1141
01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:14,960
No, Paula and I talked the whole thing
over this afternoon. We understand each

1142
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:15,898
other perfectly.

1143
01:28:15,900 --> 01:28:17,660
Well, that's fine. Now, how about me?

1144
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:18,880
Oh, we understand you two.

1145
01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:23,120
Well, that clears me up. Now, which one
of you two am I going to get, if any?

1146
01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:24,500
Wouldn't you like to know?

1147
01:28:24,820 --> 01:28:26,480
Yes, any time before the wedding.

1148
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:28,120
And it better be you.

1149
01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:31,580
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention,
please.

1150
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:36,660
We now offer for your enjoyment a
musical sketch entitled Public Melody

1151
01:28:36,660 --> 01:28:38,820
with Martha Ray and Louis Armstrong.

1152
01:28:39,300 --> 01:28:40,300
Let her go.

1153
01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:27,600
Now, you don't...

1154
01:31:33,550 --> 01:31:35,470
you cats. You'd better run.

1155
01:31:35,850 --> 01:31:37,290
Pull your dog.

1156
01:31:37,590 --> 01:31:39,210
There ain't no use of hiding.

1157
01:31:40,330 --> 01:31:42,130
I'm gonna take you riding.

1158
01:31:42,530 --> 01:31:44,650
Look out for public melodies.

1159
01:31:48,410 --> 01:31:49,610
Come on, men.

1160
01:31:49,850 --> 01:31:50,850
Go on again.

1161
01:31:51,610 --> 01:31:54,110
Let's start rating every rhythm dance.

1162
01:33:46,710 --> 01:33:50,370
So look out for public melody number
one.

1163
01:33:50,630 --> 01:33:51,670
Not two.

1164
01:34:15,020 --> 01:34:20,800
mr hoover and your g -men why are you
just a lot of abc men when it comes

1165
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:22,440
melody number one

1166
01:36:28,140 --> 01:36:29,680
I distinctly remember doing this before.

1167
01:36:30,860 --> 01:36:34,280
A girl and I had just fallen into a
swimming pool.

1168
01:36:35,020 --> 01:36:36,780
Alan, what are you doing here?

1169
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:39,060
Prince Charming is claiming his bride.

1170
01:36:39,460 --> 01:36:42,020
At midnight, Cinderella changes into
Paula Sewell.

1171
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:44,520
But Paula Sewell is the Townsend girl.

1172
01:36:45,780 --> 01:36:47,080
My name is Townsend.

1173
01:36:48,080 --> 01:36:49,080
Well...

1174
01:36:50,190 --> 01:36:52,890
Well, from now on, Romeo, we'll play on
the same balcony.

1175
01:36:53,110 --> 01:36:54,650
Just the two of us. For a start.

1176
01:36:55,070 --> 01:36:58,610
Hey, boss, have we got it. A great idea
for the show next year. The greatest

1177
01:36:58,610 --> 01:37:00,650
artist and model boy ever stayed. It's
colossal.

1178
01:37:00,890 --> 01:37:01,890
Tremendous. Gigantic.

1179
01:37:02,250 --> 01:37:04,350
Stupendous. Let's go, dear. This is
where I came in.